9.Waking Up In The Monroe House With Cat Hair In My Mouth
Keystone and Carbombs
Sprayed on the front lawn
Services rendered for nights unremembered
Swallow a few pills,
chase with some bush mills
Brain is ejected, repeat as directed
I'll never buy 30 keystone lights again
I'll never try 13 Vicodin again
And in the end we'll regret, but we'll do it all again
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